a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

Track Title: Harley Quinn

Artist: Anna Murphy

Album: Cellar Darling

thatsdoctorquinzel2u:

jokerluscious:

Harley Quinn by Anna Murphy
Track available: SoundCloudAmazoniTunes

Mad Love
    This is Mad Love
Mad Love
    This is Mad Love  
               We’re in love

How do you do?
   Oh, Darling, Yes, I came for you
Now, put on me a smile
   I’m your lady; I’m crazy
All sense gone 
   I never thought I’d kill someone  
You see I really try 
          and that maybe, I’m crazy

Hopelessly in love
    and it’s bringing me down
I’m in love 
    with the murderous clown
Let’s dress up 
     and go for a ride
I’m all yours
      I’ll be your {p a r t n e r   i n  c r i m e}

theomeganerd:

Video Game History Through Controllers

by Javier Laspiur

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

australiansanta:


faith2u2:

tomfuckinmison:

australiansanta:

dad took his thongs off and they landed like this and it looks like a ghost is putting rubbish in the bin

meanwhile everyone in america pauses for a minute

You… You don’t call them flip flops?

no that’s just what underwear looks like in australia also we have gills and can breathe under water

australiansanta:

faith2u2:

tomfuckinmison:

australiansanta:

dad took his thongs off and they landed like this and it looks like a ghost is putting rubbish in the bin

meanwhile everyone in america pauses for a minute

You… You don’t call them flip flops?

no that’s just what underwear looks like in australia also we have gills and can breathe under water